Yea, verily, he who combineth three in one, for surely he is sadist, as wont to inflict ill-written verse on the eyes and ears of innocent readers; and surely he is masochist, so much that he tortureth his mind night and day to invent audacious topics and flamboyant essays laden with well-turned phrases, even to the point of distraction; and forsooth, exhibitionist moreover, for who would inflict bombastic phrases and mediocre verse on any audience, save to appease his wanton vanity?
Yea, that manner of man bloggeth. And such a man am I.
But woe is not me. Happy I be!