A sadist?

A masochist?

An exhibitionist?

Yea, verily, he who combineth three in one, for surely he is sadist, as wont to inflict ill-written verse on the eyes and ears of innocent readers; and surely he is masochist, so much that he tortureth his mind night and day to invent audacious topics and flamboyant essays laden with well-turned phrases, even to the point of distraction; and forsooth, exhibitionist moreover, for who would  inflict bombastic phrases and mediocre verse on any audience, save to appease his wanton vanity?

Yea, that manner of man bloggeth. And such a man am I.

But woe is not me.  Happy I be!

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