Another exercise from high school English teaching days, cerca 1993.
O, what vile, pestilent congregation
Of vapours descendeth upon this place!
Curling the hairs of my nostrils, clouding
My senses with the stench of decadent
Flatulence, suspended as noxious fumes
Drifting languidly in the atmosphere.
What oppressive, stifling element is
This I breath? Surely, my heart waxeth faint,
And I gasp for untainted sustenance
Ere I perish, choking on this foul blight!