Vern Lundquist (aka Lung-Quist for his bellicose, senile inanities at the sportscasters’ mike): May he go, and stay, to pasture!

Save your farewell tears, Vern, the worst sportscaster on the air.

We thought we were rid of you two weeks ago when you sobbed us farewell at the regular season Iron Bowl (Good riddance!).

Then last week we knew we were rid of you (Hooray!) when you signed off sentimentally at the SEC title game, even though we thought your swan song was the week before.

But lo and behold you had one more tear for us this Saturday at Army/Navy. As a cat has 9 lives, so you have 9 farewells?

I hope not–Three is too many!

Please, just go away.